Thursday, April 23, 2009

Animal News

This world is full of animals. Ever since dogs and cats started living together, mass hysteria has begun. The animal kingdom will no longer be the same.

The Homo Sapiens has decided to attack themselves in a vein attempt to become pack leader and unless action is taken to save them they will be threatened with extinction. Attempts from Mother Nature, through volcanoes, earthquakes, hurricanes and various other natural methods have not yet proven to the Homo Sapiens that they the only thing that separates them from the other species is the ability to think, instead of following natural instinct.

The Killer Bees met today with the Honey Bees at the Nevada Summit to start negotiations. The Honey Bee has been mistaken for the Killer Bees and have been under threat and their hives are being destroyed. The Honey bees are wanting the Killer Bees to not extend over the southern border.

The Nazi "super cow" the extinct European wild ox, which was brought back into existence in Nazi Germany by brothers Heinz and Lutz Heck, safely arrived in Devon. For more on this story Click Here.


In Reuters News:

Gay Elephant

Penny Tweedie reported Apr. 13 - Polish zoo is criticised for spending money on a suspected gay elephant which may not breed to help conservation efforts.

Cow Pee Soda

Stefanie McIntyre reports Mar 6 - A hard line Hindu organisation is testing a soft drink with cow urine, which many Hindus believe is sacred and has medicinal properties.


Killer Cat Roams Poland, lock up your pigs!

Sonia Legg reports. Mar 25 - Residents in south western Poland are living in fear of a mysterious predator blamed for attacking and killing livestock over the past few days.

The animal is thought to be a rare snow leopard. It's has been sighted numerous times around Opole and has even been recorded on a mobile phone camera by a resident of Biala village. At another location, a driver informed the police that a big cat had jumped over his moving car while chasing a deer.


Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat



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