Showing posts with label soda. Show all posts
Showing posts with label soda. Show all posts

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Animal News

This world is full of animals. Ever since dogs and cats started living together, mass hysteria has begun. The animal kingdom will no longer be the same.

The Homo Sapiens has decided to attack themselves in a vein attempt to become pack leader and unless action is taken to save them they will be threatened with extinction. Attempts from Mother Nature, through volcanoes, earthquakes, hurricanes and various other natural methods have not yet proven to the Homo Sapiens that they the only thing that separates them from the other species is the ability to think, instead of following natural instinct.

The Killer Bees met today with the Honey Bees at the Nevada Summit to start negotiations. The Honey Bee has been mistaken for the Killer Bees and have been under threat and their hives are being destroyed. The Honey bees are wanting the Killer Bees to not extend over the southern border.

The Nazi "super cow" the extinct European wild ox, which was brought back into existence in Nazi Germany by brothers Heinz and Lutz Heck, safely arrived in Devon. For more on this story Click Here.


In Reuters News:

Gay Elephant

Penny Tweedie reported Apr. 13 - Polish zoo is criticised for spending money on a suspected gay elephant which may not breed to help conservation efforts.

Cow Pee Soda

Stefanie McIntyre reports Mar 6 - A hard line Hindu organisation is testing a soft drink with cow urine, which many Hindus believe is sacred and has medicinal properties.


Killer Cat Roams Poland, lock up your pigs!

Sonia Legg reports. Mar 25 - Residents in south western Poland are living in fear of a mysterious predator blamed for attacking and killing livestock over the past few days.

The animal is thought to be a rare snow leopard. It's has been sighted numerous times around Opole and has even been recorded on a mobile phone camera by a resident of Biala village. At another location, a driver informed the police that a big cat had jumped over his moving car while chasing a deer.


Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat



Monday, April 20, 2009

Fine Food And Dining

Ginger Ale is an Oxymoron

Ginger Ale may just be up there as one of the yummiest sodas. Ginger Ale and Root Beer are in the same family. Both are absolutely yummy, caffeine free, they taste the same whether it is name brand or generic and they are perfect for parties and picnics. They both also sound like adult beverages, yet are kid friendly.
Ginger Ale is an oxymoron. It is a liquid and liquids are wet, yet somehow Ginger Ale is dry. It actually feels like dry soda if there could ever be such a thing. Ginger Ale also should not be mistaken for Ginger Soda. Ginger Soda tastes just like a ginger snap cookie in liquid form and is not that pleasant when anticipating a sip of Ginger Ale. The fun thing about Ginger Ale is that it is easy to make fancy. I love to mix cherry or cranberry juice in to make it a fruity delight. I also think that it is a common soda to mix the alcohol with, yet I don't know much about that. This summer break out a can of warm Ginger Ale and enjoy! (oh wait, I may be the only one who likes warm soda).